Still remember

Polite porcelain.

Absolutely unpolite memories.

This authentic vintage porcelain plate features a sweet-looking elderly lady seated in an armchair, paired with the unforgettable phrase “I still remember that orgy.” Soft florals, cozy vibes… and then BAM. Instant chaos.

A perfect example of why vintage aesthetics + inappropriate text is an elite combination.

Each plate is upcycled from real old porcelain, printed by hand and made as a one-of-a-kind statement piece. Small signs of age are normal and only add to its questionable charm.

✔ Food safe – suitable for serving food
✔ Diameter: approx. 20 cm
✔ Material: vintage porcelain
✔ Condition: old / vintage (may show light signs of age)
✔ One of a kind – only one available
✔ Designed & upcycled by Very Ugly Plates

Perfect as wall decor, an ironic gift, or a plate you bring out only for guests who can handle the truth (and a little discomfort).

✨ Ideal for lovers of dark humor, inappropriate art, weird collectibles, and people who know that grandma had a life too.

Warning: Not family-dinner approved. Absolutely friend-group approved.