Such a shame wall plate

SUCH A SHAME

Such a shame that all my sexual potential is going to waste.
Anyway, at least the plate is hot.

A deeply relatable masterpiece for anyone who is single, tired, emotionally unavailable, surrounded by idiots, or simply too fabulous to settle.

Printed on a genuine vintage ceramic plate, because apparently your love life isn’t the only thing with a past.

Approx. 20 cm diameter, food safe, and suitable for serving cake, pasta, emotional-support snacks, or absolutely nothing because it looks too good on the wall.

Each plate is vintage, so small imperfections, signs of age and slight differences are normal. Unlike your ex, they actually add character.

DETAILS

• Approx. 20 cm
• Genuine vintage ceramic plate
• Food safe
• Every plate is unique
• Designed by Very Ugly Plates
• Excellent gift for your single friend. Or yourself. Obviously.