Such a shame wall plate

SUCH A SHAME

Such a shame that all my sexual potential is going to waste.
Anyway, at least the plate is hot.

A deeply relatable masterpiece for anyone who is single, tired, emotionally unavailable, surrounded by idiots, or simply too fabulous to settle.

Printed on a genuine vintage ceramic plate, because apparently your love life isn’t the only thing with a past.

Approx. 20 cm diameter and suitable for serving cake, pasta, emotional-support snacks, or absolutely nothing because it looks too good on the wall.

DETAILS

• Approx. 20 cm
• Ceramic plate
• Not food safe
• Every plate is unique
• Designed by Very Ugly Plates
• Excellent gift for your single friend. Or yourself. Obviously.