Summer 2025

A heartfelt keepsake for life’s truly unforgettable moments 💋 This vintage-style plate features delicate orange florals framing an emotional (and slightly inappropriate) dedication: “In remembrance of that blowjob I gave you in the summer of 2025.”

Perfect for anniversaries, breakups, or just as a daily reminder that romance isn’t dead — it’s just got a filthy sense of humor.

🍽️ Food safe

🪝 Comes with a hanger, ready to display

🎨 Upcycled vintage porcelain with Very Ugly Plates twist

Because love fades, but porcelain lasts forever.