Too late now.
This “We Should Have Buried Him” T-shirt is peak Very Ugly Plates — calm, domestic vintage scene paired with a sentence that raises… several questions.
Soft lighting, cozy fireplace, a quiet moment… and a deeply unsettling realization.
Subtle? Not really. Effective? Absolutely.
Perfect for fans of dark humor, awkward silence, and statements that should probably stay internal.
Product details (warm, but concerning):
– 100% cotton (blend varies by color)
– Medium-weight fabric (170–180 g/m²)
– Classic unisex fit – structured yet comfortable
– Soft feel with clean silhouette
– Durable stitching for long-term questionable choices
Disclaimers:
– White may appear slightly off-white (aged like your decisions)
– Natural color includes subtle speckles (adds texture, not innocence)
Not a fleamarket find.
Just a sentence that escalated quickly.
Very Ugly Plates — peaceful visuals, chaotic thoughts.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR),
Oak inc. and
SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at
gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at
123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or
Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.Size guide
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
