You are adopted

Looking for the purr-fect gift for someone with a twisted sense of humor and a love for retro flair? This 20cm decorative plate features a smug cat, a confused puppy, and the brutally honest message: "You're adopted." Instant emotional damage—served with a side of kitsch.

Designed with bold, old-school red-orange florals and those wholesome vintage painting vibes. Looks like a fleamarket find, but it’s actually clean and food safe. So yes, you can serve snacks on it—just maybe not at family reunions.

✨ Fleamarket style, but without the dust
✨ Food safe (just not emotionally safe)
✨ Comes with a wall hanger
✨ For the friend who says, “This is so you,” and means it sarcastically

Whether you're gifting it, displaying it, or disowning someone with it—this plate does the job.

Very Ugly Plates – Making walls weird since 2018.