You can't hide

You thought you could escape.

You can’t.

This decorative wall plate features a melancholic vintage-style painting paired with a brutally honest message:
“You can’t hide here forever, they are your kids.”

Perfect for anyone who understands that parenting is… a permanent situation.

Printed on a classic round plate, this piece blends soft, romantic aesthetics with unapologetic dark humor — exactly the kind of contradiction your wall didn’t know it needed.

Details:

• Diameter: approx. 20 cm
• Material: ceramic plate
• Finish: full print (more vibrant colors)
• Use: decoration only (not food safe)
• Comes with wall hanger
• Condition: new

Why you need this:

Because normal wall decor is boring.
Because you (or your friends) have kids.
Because sometimes art should say what you’re thinking but won’t say out loud.

Perfect for:

• Parents with a sense of humor
• Baby shower gifts (if you’re brave)
• Ironic home decor lovers
• People who regret nothing… or everything

About Very Ugly Plates:

Very Ugly Plates is a Berlin-based art project by Polish artist Kamila Majcher, transforming traditional decorative plates into bold, ironic statements about modern life, relationships, and existential dread (but make it cute).